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Ssssooooo...I just stubbed my pinky toe so hard it...
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So I heard this guy in a local restaurant...
He was discussing how he raised his kids. His youngest son had apparently gotten Ds and Cs. “Did you try your hardest?” he asked the young one. “Yes, Daddy, I did,” the young man replied. He seemed satisfied. His older son got straight As. “Did you try your hardest?” he asked. “No, I never need to,” said his older son. “You’re grounded...
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snapesonaplane: WHAT
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bonnienoire: justsoelmo: thatbonegirl: justsoelmo replied to your post: You guys have I mentioned recently how I find drummers to be incredibly hot? Not joking, I used to play drums…Ffffoooorrr my church…but still. That’s me when I was first trying to learn. The shirt says, “Addicted to Jesus”. In an unrelated note, here’s me about a year later: oh my god kevin look at that...
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gingerarchaeologist started following you
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thatbonegirl: justsoelmo replied to your post: You guys have I mentioned recently how I find drummers to be incredibly hot? Not joking, I used to play drums…Ffffoooorrr my church…but still. That’s me when I was first trying to learn. The shirt says, “Addicted to Jesus”. In an unrelated note, here’s me about a year later:
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Is it just me, or does every character in Bad Teacher seem to be a recreation of Winnie the Pooh characters?
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“In the 1960’s, we were at war with the Soviet Union. Cold War, and a little bit...”
– Dr. NEIL deGRASSE TYSON, on why the de-prioritization of space exploration is a “tragedy,” and how, in fact, the Cold War helped foster U.S. space exploration, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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Listenezedoesit: I am not sorry.
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blahblahblasphemy: I love this man.
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Forgot to do assigned math problems. Thought I was...
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snapesonaplane: lionsandlambs: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PANSEXUAL!? DOES THAT MEAN YOUR INTO FUCKING SAUCEPANS AND SHIT? Yeah, it means you like to ‘play’ with kitchen utensils. I tried it once. Man, that pan was at just the right tempreture. It was heaven on my bits.
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